Welcome Dan

People may not realise, but deep down in this black heart of Bloody Italiana there beats the pulse of love, we are the bloggers who just keep on giving. To prove this point, and emphasise our social conscience I would like to introduce the Bloody Italiana work programme for people less fortunate than ourselves.. We aim to help kids with no hope. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Anyhow let me tell you a story. A story about a man called Dan. Dan is an average bloke, just like you and me (except obviously Sarah). Dan is a nut, and also a Junkie. Bloody Italiana today aims to embrace people like Dan and help them along, in a way it is a mission of ours. By the Gods, if we cannot save people like Dan then we as a blog have no heart. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Anyhow meet Dan Taylor, not only he is he a junkie and a nut, but he is a lover. Though while this junkie nut thinks of reproducing I, out of the charity that I can muster, am prepared to offer Dan a second chance. Praise be.

Through the power of prayer and a little bit of Italian genre love I aim to save Dan from his poor degraded self. As a part of the Almost Humans, the Bloody Italiana blogging team Dan is going to reform his self, pray to the lord and tell us about John Old Jr's Blastfigher. Praise be. Though the demons of Satan made him forget that he should make a small mention to the banjo player

Indeed such is the progress that Dan has shown that if he can put down his opium pipe for a few seconds he really can write, and also be nuts and love. But we have not brought Dan along enough that he would mention the fact that we had a major star in Blastfighter.

AS Dan recovers from his junkiness he may qualify to go on the Bloody Italiana awareness weekend where he can canoe, go orienteering and recover the film cans from the Amazon that last years trip to the Amazon neglected to return when they could not to be bothered to come back from the Bloody Italiana funded cannibal filming trip to the green inferno.

err.

Sorry, I have just read Dan's profile. He is in fact a pop culture junkie, a film nut and a food lover. Nevertheless we are bloody proud to have Dan aboard. The name Lamberto Bava has been changed to John Old Jr.